After nearly two years, my first full-length vocal album is done. Thirteen tracks spanning almost an hour. $4 (which makes it my most expensive digital release to date, but still a pretty modest price for possibly the proudest work of my life).
A huge landmark for me, and any support is greatly appreciated. Thank you to all who’ve been anticipating this album patiently, and while I’m at it, all who made such an achievement possible by keeping my music-making fire burning.
I love you all <3
(Reblogs greatly appreciated, too!)
remember the website where they didnt properly format the html so the text just kept getting bigger
this is so goddamn funny
i feel threatened
Just laughed so hard I choked on my own spit ok
THIS ISN’T EVEN AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE
I mean, like, the update is BECAUSE of April Fools
(it might take a while to load but the main page has become a cartoon)
Fish on Wheels
IT’S A FISH TANK
1. The base: The first layer is a mix of crisped rice and white chocolate.
2 the filling:The second layer is coconut cream with coconut flakes.
3. the forming:After a quick stop in the freezer to firm the sheet up, cut out the shape with a warmed knife
4. stare at it: make sure there is a bite taken out.
5. the coating!: This was actually kinda tough since the coconut was so bumpy. cover the pants in chocolate once and brush some onto the underside. Then use a heated knife to level off the top and smooth the sides to prep for a second coat. Finally, repour the dark chocolate shell so it’ll have a smoother look.
6. the sleeve: use some nice silver cardstock that’s cut with an x-acto to create simple sleeves.
7. look at your work again: A pile of half-eaten choco pants.
8. the paper label!: have some labels to wrap the sleeves in. find the front of the bar online and then create a back label to match it. I finish it off with ridged craft scissors on the side and ta-da! You got SBLOUNSKCHED!
rock star status hype
When it was first made, it was open for anybody to edit. After all of the trolls left, the people who stayed and made constructive edits were chosen to edit it privately. I also accepted a few applications.